100% serious. The three I tagged were the most common, but there was a few ”kindergarten”s here and there as well. One girl really did know German, and she was utterly baffled by what was going on.
this is the best story
Oh my god I’m dying… It’s just the mental image… a crazy alien has just stabbed a man in his eye (sort of) and people run away screaming “OKTOBERFEST!” canlskcjanscjkna send help kslnckasnc
This is officially the best thing ever. I’d like subtitles for the screaming on the DVD, plz.
I SWEAR TO GOD GHOSTBOY MADE THIS EXACT FUCKING JOKE
(Source: yesimheretoo, via bebopgun)
A 90 years old man holds hands with his 40+ boyfriend. People call him a pervert, no one knows he’s been hibernated for 70 years. People call another guy short. No one knows he has a serious genetic mutation that causes him to turn into a green raging monster. People call a man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting with his assassin of a wife who didn’t like the nest he had built them. People call a man stupid but they don’t know he is the norse god of thunder. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won’t do it, because you do what you want.
(Source: stravaganza, via unicornturding)
i am too tired for homework but too jewish to accept failing grades
Probably 4 years too late, but Metal Gear Solid 4 is a very sad game.
fdkjsfkjsKFSHDKFSKjn sobbing everywhere oh god don’t mind me I’m just in a glass case of emotion right now
gpoy if ever there was one
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